Nuke Nut

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.
After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020
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Nut Nursery

Eight of these are required for creation of a gug.
Yoooo! I just got my 8th Nut Nursery! Holy shit nigga, that's a gug!!
by TNfiend May 30, 2023
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Thigh Nut

When a Man is having sex with a girl and slips out of his Alpha and retreats. The “BETA” makes him retreat and nut in the thigh. The alpha in him don’t got time for no kids.
“I’m never bout to bust in dat bitch, I gave the bitch a thigh Nut.”
by King Leo JLY.23 May 10, 2020
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Beak Nut

A beak nut is someone who is addicted to cocaine. Therefore a Coke head aka beak nut
by Dis one is de worst August 14, 2018
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Nut Allergy

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.
Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."
by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010
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Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.
by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017
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Nut year

A term used to describe distance
It is determined by the ammount of nut you nut in a year, at the end of that year yoy have nutted a nut year and if you line up all the nut you have nutted in a line and measure it, that is how far the nut year is.
Nigga the fuck, why are you a fucking nut year away from me? You cum sack!
by Smexybritholyshkit October 18, 2018
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