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No Finger February

No finger February. Like no nut November, except it's for vaginas and Februarys.
Girl: It's no finger February
Guy: What's that?
Girl: NNN for girls
by matthewgraygubler'swife November 17, 2019
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February 28th

Type Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script day. Every February 28th you can send a known Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script
February 28th example

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
by Oooh yeh March 1, 2022
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February 10th

National Appreciate your 5 Foot 8 Friend Day
Sasha: *hugs sam*
Sam: why'd you do that?
Sasha: it's february 10th, national appreciate your 5 foot 8 friend day!
by nogley January 15, 2021
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15 February

The day when a cool, hot and best person was born
Person1: Hey, what day were you born?
Person2: 15 February
Person1: you must be cool, hot and the best person ever
by Atlax.x_x January 1, 2022
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February 25th, 2009

Joe: yo girl, when’s your birthday

Me: February 25th, 2009
by Twin towers 2 October 8, 2023
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February 9th

A day where Christmas is in February get presents

Happy Christmas in February 9th here’s your present
by Imapanda3333 January 19, 2022
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February 2

Carl: hey, can I break ur back Matthew?
Matthew: why?
Carl: it’s February 2 national fuck your homie day!
by myo71 February 1, 2022
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