Faggot

Used to define a person who cares entirely too much about their lawn and what other people do with their lawns and hires a landscaping crew to use industrial sized gas powered equipment to maintain the tiny swath of lawn on their property. Most often they are a person of a certain age and/or class status.

"My neighbor two doors down is a faggot who cares too much about their 10 foot by 15 foot neon green grass."

"My neighbor up the block is an inconsiderate faggot doesn't understand that leaves are natural and they don't need to use a loud-ass leaf blower to move them off their lawn at all much less at 8am."

"If you use pesticides on your lawn you're a faggot."

Friend 1 : "The neighbor next door sent a complaint letter to the township about our lawn again."
Friend 2: "They stopped me on my way to work, I told them we just don't have the time to do it even if we had any interest in doing it and they said it's an eyesore for them to look at."
Friend 1: "Why are they looking at our lawn if it just upsets them?"
Friend 2: "They must be a faggot."

by King of a One Horse Town October 17, 2023

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