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one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019
mugGet the one hand datemug.

1 1/2th date

It's the date between the first and second date. This only applies when the second date has been meticulously planned and you don't want to bump it to the third date. This is the date where the magic happens.
Tina invited me out to the festival before our second date, I guess that's the 1 1/2th date as we had great plans for our second date.
by Linus VanPuben July 26, 2019
mugGet the 1 1/2th datemug.

dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.
Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
by sick66 December 3, 2010
mugGet the dating lag timemug.

Rest date

Rest Date is a term used when someone dies and you need the date of their death. The day they "laid to rest".
Ex.

Sarah: My mother died last year.
Dr: What was her rest date?

Sarah: Dec. 9th
by TERMinator216 July 30, 2016
mugGet the Rest datemug.

Nype Date

My roommate was giggling down the hall and someone said: "Who is she talking to?"

I replied: "Oh she is on a Nype Date with her boyfriend.... Yeah..."
by GBGL November 21, 2011
mugGet the Nype Datemug.

No date December

You have to not date anybody in December no matter if you are dating someone or not you can ask anyone out you can’t be dating anyone in December
All month it’s no date December
by I’m going to eat you September 9, 2021
mugGet the No date Decembermug.

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
by mr shush July 27, 2010
mugGet the out of date pot noodlemug.

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