old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life

“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”

by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

dark hideous

vader under his mask 💀

my homie jamaal: yo why is he called darth sideous
me: nah he dark hideous my guy
jamaal: shut yo bitch ass up

by shit yourself now September 5, 2023

Dark knight

A creepy ass Batman costume that is intended to rape you!

Look out it the dark knight

by Ggbla2121 October 17, 2018

His Dark Materials

Isn't really a word, it's a TV show. One of the best TV shows out there, in fact.

"Hey, what TV show are you watching?"
"It's called 'His Dark Materials', you should watch it."
"I will!"

by ilovehisdarkmaterials June 20, 2022

Dark humor

Dark humor can be used to cope with tragedy

Example: i always liked deep fried donuts
Dark humor is the way some people cope woth tragedy
-gelatin

by Bilk-mucket-ur-mom December 5, 2023