Don’t come close

Don’t come close means if you come close you will get your ass beat.

Tell Aiyesha don’t come close before I beat her ass

by dareal1lulu November 14, 2020

innocent virgin clits

a group with a large amount of virgins that are not innocent, the innocent part is ironic.

person A: hey did you see those innocent virgin clits?
person B: I don't get the name
person A: they're all virgins but they aren't innocent, that part is ironic

by Dumbassbitchhh November 14, 2020

In The Closet

In The Closet is a sex position, you lay in bed, i sit in the closet :/

1. Hey wanna do the "In the closet"
2. What's "In the closet"
1. You'll see, just trust me
2. Ok

by CoochieMan_Slayer6969 October 12, 2020

This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Closet

The act of a LGBTQ+ community member of coming.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.

Person 1: Hey, how do I come out to my friends?
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day

by ElectroniK February 19, 2021

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

House of blue clits

Blues club where none of the women are getting laid.

Zoe: how was the balsam room last night? Chloe: it was. House of blue clits I left so dry I felt like I was in the sahara desert!

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021