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Christian

A delusional magical thinker and victim of the paternalistic death cult known as Christianity, which is a belief system historically used to justify social division, economic domination, torture, and murder, and continues to have a major negative impact globally; numerous prominent Christians are politically aligned to the extreme right, to the point of fascism. Christians use magical thinking to justify and normalize numerous anti-social behaviors, some of which are racism, sexism, and homopobia, and to excuse personal participation in what they call 'sin'. Christians often deny reality and are anti-science, believing such things like the world was created 3000 years ago, or that the world is flat. Christians are judgemental and antagonistic, often referring to themselves as 'warriors' or 'armed with the word of God', and seek to overcome opposition by force. On the internet, they invade and swarm social media sites, harass online content creators, and attempt to dominate by being overly vocal.
Fundamental Christians found my blog. I have to change my email.

My childhood was abusive; my parents were fundamentalist Christians.

Christians used to burn people alive. They still burn books.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
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Christian

Christian is an interesting boy. He may not care as much about learning, but he does care about other things. Christian is usually a runner, both long and short distance. They like to try out new things and make friends with random people. Christian likes making long and complicated handshakes; it’s one of his specialties. Lastly, Christian has a good sense of humor, he doesn’t take things too personally.
Thing 1: that kid refuse to come to study session! He demands on going to cross country practice.

Thing 2: really? Must be Christian.
by heirofwords September 6, 2019
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Christian

Girl: whats your name
Me: Christian
by Mynameschchristian December 12, 2020
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A cutie patootie kattegrilling
Person 1: Hey my name is Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?
by GalaxyAnusObliterator February 17, 2024
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Christian

Christian is one sweet loving dude. You can talk to him about anything. He’ll always hear you out. He knows how to treat he’s women. Just don’t get on his bad side because you won’t see his good side anymore.sorry:)
I miss you Christian- ashley lol
by She/ her November 23, 2021
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Christian Lecuona

There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"
Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY

OOOOOO YEAHHHH

THATS THE SPOT

MORE DADDY MORE

AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE

OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY

Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
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