My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.

Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

by mezz_.o June 14, 2025

High medium child

A child who grew up in a medium to high income household, specifically in 2016-2017. They are not rich, nor poor, and all the people like them!

“I lived as a high medium child”

by (+w+) February 8, 2024

Avocado child

Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.

Billie Eilish is an avocado child

by cryinfopxxlove3 January 3, 2019

Burnout Child Syndrome

A condition where students, regardless of academic ability, experience extreme stress and exhaustion due to overwhelming academic pressure. It leads to emotional fatigue, loss of motivation, and declining mental health.

Amelia is currently suffering the case of Burnout Child Syndrome

by Emi Rose March 18, 2025

ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child

Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*

by predator101 May 31, 2023

phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017

child

Daughter or son.

My child is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022