digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.

Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Lick ya biscuit

The act of orally pleasing the anus of a woman during a sexual encounter. Also known as rimming, and salad tossing.

My redbones ass so fine, I said baby I'm finna lick ya biscuit.

by Big Daddy XXL April 16, 2021

fruity biscuit

When you have no Tea or Coffee and you need to dunk shitty biscuits, you just dunk it in your juice.

Ah just a couple of fruity biscuits and a cigarette

by Namronnoiminum October 14, 2020

biscuit bean

A person that you will eat biscuits and beans with for the rest of your life.....on an island.

You are my biscuit bean.

by thebiscuitbeaner February 04, 2014

Spooky Biscuit

Turds left behind when a person sneaks into another person's bed and takes a dump under the blanket

I stayed at a friend's last night and woke to a horrible stench just to find I had rolled over onto spooky biscuits.

by GingerHoller June 07, 2021

Spooky Biscuit

When you cum/ finish on someone's face during the month of October

I was having sex with Katie the other day and I pulled out and gave her a spooky biscuit

by Woman's right to vote cause ww October 11, 2023

The Meaning Of Biscuits

1. A small youtube channel.
2. Biscuit; A small snack known as a treat, with chocolate chips sometimes.

1: Hey! Have you watched The Meaning Of Biscuits?
2: We will now explain the meaning of biscuits.

by A rANDo GIrL June 04, 2020