Turtle biscuit

• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.

• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.

"I cant stand you right now, ur such a turtle biscuit."

by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020

Biscuit

A thing that's good

Pooping feels biscuit!

by Kule Kids Klub May 10, 2018

Montgomery Biscuit

The cumshot that gets your sister pregnant.

Jimmy-Bob: “What’d you do this weekend Cletus?”
Cletus: “I did a Montgomery Biscuit.”
Jimmy-Bob: “Congrats, fourth one for y’all right?”

by SisterLover69 August 30, 2025

tickle biscuit

weak ass mother fucker

Used to be tattoo sleeves meant you were a tough guy. Now it usually means you're a little tickle biscuit.

by 14sharibaby August 23, 2011

Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.

Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

Multi-Biscuit

Having sex whilst laying on multiple biscuits such as hobnobs

Jordan "Yo, did you hear what happened about shonk?"
Will "No what happened?"
Jordan "Last night him and his girl multi-biscuited"

by MeisterBob January 14, 2016

biscuit builder

When a man gets a woman super horny and builds up suspense sexually just to do nothing. There for building up her biscuit.

My boyfriend is such a biscuit builder.

by Jpilla January 5, 2023