Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.

Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.

by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014

Joe Pappa

Joe Mamma's REAL name

Joe Mamma look like Joe Pappa

by KRBird November 1, 2019

wild joe

Accidental insertian into wrong orafus

They were going at it so heavily , they commited a wild joe.

by Donald Mann December 17, 2007

Who's Joe

Nobody truly knows. He was already there when we got here. Some people think he's a lizard but I think he's just tired for being with joe mamma every night.

Mark: Hey, who's that?
Hugh: That's Joe.
Mark: Who's Joe?
Hugh: idk ask joe mamma

by doretagollo85 July 9, 2021

JOE MOMMMMAAA

joe momma

dude: have you seen joe
dude 2: joe who?
dude: JOE MOMMMMAAA
dude 2: shoot

by joe mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmma October 21, 2019

Joe Ratio

The ultimate measurement tool for noobs around the world. Can be used to measure just about anything from distance, to height, to time. The standard is based on Joe.

The distance from here to there is a 1.8 Joe Ratio.

by The Jack Bauer October 19, 2007

Joe Sullivan

A Joe Sullivan is a rather large angry looking man, but behind his tough exterior he is a loving and kind person who secretly loves kids, and nuzzlebutts.

Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.

Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz

Example: "I wants me some Joe Sullivan", or "I love you Joe"

by Kaida January 6, 2014