A absolute lad, all the ladies line up to see this esh-lad. If you meet a christian, you need to hop on the tune as soon as possible. Absolute legend who will hurt anyone that disses him. All the girls love him and hes a really nice amazing guy. People have tried to imitate christians but have failed horribly. Christians are usually jewish and are hot as can get.
by christian lad April 18, 2018
Get the christianmug. 
Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
Girl 1: oh he has so small wars but is good at Football
Girl 2: He is properly a Christian
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
Girl 2: He is properly a Christian
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
by Lars er en scammer November 21, 2021
Get the Christianmug. Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.
Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.
Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.
Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023
Get the Christianmug. Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.
I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...
by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024
Get the Neo-christianmug. A guy I can’t stop thinking about. A guy I want to know more, even though I ruined that chance. Someone who brings me joy and happiness everyday I see him. Every time I am around him. If only he felt the same way about me. If he did, then I would tell him what are you waiting for? I am right here. Waiting for you to make your move.
But he doesn’t feel that way about me. That makes me upset, but I have to accept it. I am trying everyday to move on, but it is hard because even though I want to get over him, deep down, I secretly don’t want to.
If you ever meet a Christian like the one I know, make sure that he likes you, before you get serious feelings for him. Because these feelings, are hard to get rid of.
But he doesn’t feel that way about me. That makes me upset, but I have to accept it. I am trying everyday to move on, but it is hard because even though I want to get over him, deep down, I secretly don’t want to.
If you ever meet a Christian like the one I know, make sure that he likes you, before you get serious feelings for him. Because these feelings, are hard to get rid of.
by Urbandictionaryguy124 March 25, 2022
Get the Christianmug. Christian is a person who is short and is with a girl named onella who never answers her cousin anymore and calls her a witch
by Dibbia November 22, 2021
Get the Christianmug.