An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.
Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?
Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.
Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.
Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016
Get the yosemite sam jobmug. The act of shitting on the ground, rolling in clotheless it for 10 minutes, and carrying on with your day like nothing happened.
by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025
Get the Stinky Sammug. "Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone
by Sam Haater April 11, 2023
Get the Sammug. by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023
Get the Uncle Sam Specialmug. sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
Get the sammug. by King Bash March 6, 2017
Get the sam vanderhoevenmug.