Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.

Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.

by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023

Santa's special sack

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.

Grandad/old man walks into room and starts

wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"

by John Is Twat December 2, 2020

Jiggling ball sacks

Phrase: getting shit done; taking care of business

I am going to be jiggling ball sacks at work all day tomorrow.

by LoveTulip July 15, 2017

Sack ma kack

"Sack ma kack" is another way to say suck my cock butt child friendly

You: Hey dude
Random dude: ye
You: "sack ma kack"

by SWEbitch April 20, 2018

Patti Big Sacks

A girl that is gorgeous and has huge boobs!
Her tits are just out there in your face all the time!

Girl 1: Did you see that girl that just walked by?
Girl 2: Yea! She was a Patti Big Sacks!

by Melarvelous February 5, 2012

Balls in a Banana Sack

To describe an uncomfortable and possibly near painful situation.

Scott: My boss talks to me in the bathroom at the urinals.
Estrella: Worse than Balls in a Banana Sack...

by MeltStuff July 13, 2017

Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.

Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.

by walker209 October 26, 2011