Among Us

A video game that was created in 2018 by Innersloth and somehow blew up in late 2020. It started to die out in early 2021, partially due to a stupid update which added "quick chat", a weird chat system that isn't quick at all, according to literally everyone. In March-April 2021, innersloth added a new map, called "the airship", alongside the accounts update, which was hated by the Among Us community, mainly because it was very buggy. Afterwards, they decided to change the art style, add new colors and 11-15 player lobbies. I think they've also added new roles. At the time I'm writing this, it's 2022 and the game is somehow still alive, especially the unfunny, overused memes, like "When the imposter is sus!!1!1!1!1!", which I see ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like, can Among Us just die already?

Among Us player: Hey, wanna play Among Us?
Me: Isn't it dead?
Among Us player: What? Of course not!
Me: ...
Among Us player: So, do you wanna play or not?
Me: No.
Among Us player: Why?
Me: I don't play Among Us.
Among Us player: But you did.
Me: Exactly, "DID". It's in past tense. I don't play it anymore.
Among Us player: Please!
Me: No.
Among Us player: Pretty please!!
Me: No!
Among Us player: Why not?

Me: Because I don't play Among Us!
Among Us player: BUT YOU DID!
Me: I DON'T PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Among Us player: Please! It will be fun!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck off!

Among Us player: Did you just swear?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: Yeah, grow up.
Among Us player: *starts crying* Why won't you play Among Us with me?
Me: Are you seriously crying?
Among Us player: *cries*
Me: Yeah, I'm out. Find someone else to piss off.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 3, 2022

The Day of the Yahoo is upon us

When Great British districts (such as Moss Side, Droitwich, and Kidderminster) become motor-yobberised by inner-city thugs. As featured on S1 E5 of ON THE HOUR, the predecessor to Chris Morris's much more famous The Day Today

"The Day of the Yahoo is upon us" - Former Home Secretary Kenneth Baker

by pseudonym_penguin September 11, 2025

only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One

Only one of us walks away…

by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

We a bad b you can’t kill us

They are brothers not by blood but by heart they get bitches together and have each other’s back they won’t give up and will keep going they are like drakes roly they never stop and they are very powerful even stronger than goku and all the anime shows out of your reading this brothers love you (no homo) we a bad bitch you can’t kill me

We a bad b you can’t kill us means we are together and very strong and will not be a broken bond
B means Bitch

by Mr.999 February 27, 2019

Among Us

A once popular game. Now everyone shits on it and if you mention it once someone will say “nobody fucking cares about among us fucking dickhead” so it’s probably not a good idea to mention it. Despite that there’s still a bunch of people who still play it for whatever reason. If you see a nine year old say among us as a joke, murder him. He has lost his living privelages.

The among us quickchat sucks ass I’m quitting this game!

by Plague doc December 4, 2023