Matthew

The most handsome man.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.

"Woah that guy is like a Matthew!"

by coolguy123412 May 30, 2022

matthew

a guy who confuses korean and japanese

matthew just confused two completely different languages without noticing

by summend3bi November 14, 2021

matthew

just an absolute bitch. the kid gets pissed whenever he loses at literally anything at all. professional giver and thinks about his bed often

damn quit being such a matthew and stay on playstation.

by bighotpastramimelt January 12, 2020

matthew

terrible at rocket league

bro that matthew guy is really bad at rocket league

by May 05, 2023

Matthew

Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.

Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!

by Captain Bisexual February 28, 2022

Matthew

Guy who likes to tactical spoon.

I need to tactical spoon with Matthew to stay warm

by Tactical spoon February 03, 2022

Matthew

A sad tall man who has far apart eyes

I'm a Matthew

by Nig Cheese April 06, 2020