Joe Malone

When someone run’s out on your life after faking cancer 4 times to live with their online girlfriend in America.

Dude 1: aw shit fam, what’s wrong?
Dude 2: my dad just fuckin Joe Malone’d me, I’m heartbroken

by skrrtskrrtesketit February 17, 2018

Joe's Mama

Joe's Mama is one of the nicest, most generous people in the whole world. She became very famous after 6th graders made their names Joe on Kahoot, to be followed by the teacher asking

"Who's Joe?"

To then be answered by "JOE MAMA". Sadly Joe him self continued to become a drug dealer because of his past. only ever being known of his mama.

*Joe at a job interview*

Tim Cook "so whats your name?"

Joe "Joe"

Tim Cook: "wait...."

Joe " Don't say it"

Tim Cook: "JOE MAMA"

*Joe continued to jump out of apple headquarters, Tim Cook continued to call...... JOE'S MAMA

by User1050 February 23, 2021

Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.

Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.

by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014

Joe Pappa

Joe Mamma's REAL name

Joe Mamma look like Joe Pappa

by KRBird November 1, 2019

JOE MOMMMMAAA

joe momma

dude: have you seen joe
dude 2: joe who?
dude: JOE MOMMMMAAA
dude 2: shoot

by joe mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmma October 21, 2019

Who's Joe

Nobody truly knows. He was already there when we got here. Some people think he's a lizard but I think he's just tired for being with joe mamma every night.

Mark: Hey, who's that?
Hugh: That's Joe.
Mark: Who's Joe?
Hugh: idk ask joe mamma

by doretagollo85 July 9, 2021

Joe Ratio

The ultimate measurement tool for noobs around the world. Can be used to measure just about anything from distance, to height, to time. The standard is based on Joe.

The distance from here to there is a 1.8 Joe Ratio.

by The Jack Bauer October 19, 2007