Ur grandpap a trap

The ultimate roast, conquers ur granny tranny. Be warned, is lethal so use with caution

John: ur granny tranny
Rick: ur grandpap a trap
John:*every atom in his body is violently ripped apart causing an explosion that knocks out a city block*

by SomeSturgeonKid May 11, 2018

Alabama finger trap

When your uncle touch’s your no no and you clench

Uncle jerry got Alabama finger trapped two knuckles in.

by Unclejerr September 6, 2021

Chinese Finger Trap

It’s when a guy wraps his uncircumcised penis around a circumcised penis and super glues it on

Brad and Anthony has homosexual sex and Brad wrapped his uncircumcised penis around Anthony’s circumstanced penis then they superglued it. Now Anthony and Brad needed a surgery because of the Chinese finger trap.

by Hardcorestyle December 15, 2019

mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.

"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."

by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018

spanish fly trap

a mexican girls vigina

that mexican has a hairy spanish fly trap

by brandon hairy September 14, 2009

Chinese Finger Trap

A form of handjob where the woman places her palm on the head of the penis, draping her fingers down over the shaft. The woman typically then lifts her hand while simultaneously bringing her fingers together. This is generally used in "fooling around" situations, or by inexperienced women who don't really get what feels good and what doesn't.

She started giving me a Chinese Finger Trap in the hot tub. I appreciated the effort, but seriously, what was that?

by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009

honey trapping online

The act of finding out if a partner is cheating by tempting him/her specifically online. Many couples meet online and worry their partner is cheating using online investigation agents.

I thought about honey trapping online and set a honey trap using honey-trapping.com to find out if he was unfaithful. Turns out he reacted to the temptation..

by chriskkk August 22, 2007