Internet Hobo 

A person who regularly bums around on the internet with no real goal or purpose.

A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.

Darcy: "Oi man, whatya up to?"

Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."

James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"

Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."

Internet Hobo by IckBinEinPirate July 24, 2011

Do I internet?

This is the common phrase used to answer many different questions, it's an obvious yes for general internet users.

Geekz, geeze.

Girl: Have you seen pirates?
Guy: Do I internet?
Girl: Duh.

Do I internet? by callmehcrazeh101 August 21, 2006

the internet 

What every fucktard on earth logs onto to spew their hatred of George Bush and Democracy because they are sad,pathetic little Communists who look at porn all day which is just sad since all internet porn is a bunch of diseased pussy pics,and then it gets worse from there.

Oh yeah Al Gore invented the internet.
And to the moron who says he never said that he invented the internet,what do you think "I took the initiative in creating the internet" means? He didn't say he sponsored an initiative he said "I took the intiative in creating the internet".

the internet by ya gawl durn gore-on November 21, 2004

Rules Of The Internet 

Some bullshit that was just made up because nobody had actual rules for the internet. One of the rules is to not take the internet seriously, which works against itself. It practically implies that rules themselves aren't rules to be followed.

If you follow the rules of the internet, you probably have less of a life than you think.

Rules Of The Internet by whocaresyoutwat December 5, 2012

Internetz 

1.The plural of internet; The internet is a medium whereas the amalgamation of all net-based media is... the internetz

2.Were a medium a single point of view, the internetz is the amalgamation of all those views upon the web

3.internetz = layman's name for anon while remaining oblivious of the relation

random 1: Here you go internetz!! *posts a lame pic*

random 2: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gUf8tiSifgg/SB2FjbR3_TI/AAAAAAAACvM/QbipI80OtwU/s320/go_fuck_yourself.gif

Internetz by Anonymous2135i02058 April 23, 2009

Internet 

Computer term: Sourc of ALL porn
Noun: Porn database
Insult: A person who lives on porn.

"You internet, you"

Internet by DOnna September 19, 2003

internet ducked 

Another form of "Own3d" except on a higher level. This comes from super smash bros. melee when you throw a Poke'ball and this stupid duck comes out and murders your ass with a grid. We couldn't make any sense of it so it became a term.

"Oh man while Cassious wasn't looking i put a fat turd in his taco!"
"Oh snap, hes 'bout to get Internet Ducked!"

internet ducked by Taildrag September 20, 2005