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high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"
by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024
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Humanity

a common mispronounciation of 'Dean Winchester'
"He's in love... with humanity."
by Friendly Neighbourhood Satan November 4, 2019
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Humanity

A few inches of toxic dirt in the fossil record
The future of humanity
by SeWiJuGA May 14, 2019
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality and be what they want to be"
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2013
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the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline
remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.
by echhi June 23, 2019
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Organic human

Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds
Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human
by Jeffery the fat ass June 17, 2018
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