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dark missionary

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.
by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021
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Dark Humor jokes

Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.
dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.
by Hornyfuckerシ March 24, 2021
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Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.
Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy
by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021
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The 3 days of darkness

Prepare for the end is near

The 3 days of Darkness is close
Its a Worldwide Blackout starting at 12 PM
The 3 days of darkness is near, prepare for the end is near!!
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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
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The Dark Days

I phrase used by some afab trans people in reference to menstruation in order to reduce gender dysphoria.
Charlie: Sorry, I can't go out today, The Dark Days are hitting me hard.
Cameron: Oh, that's okay, tell me if there's any way I can help!
by gayfuckingaeroplanemaster April 16, 2021
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Dark side of the moon

The act of eating a black person's ass hole .
Did you here what Jon & shanice did last night? There were mia for 3 hours because he was on the dark side of the moon.
by medicneballer April 18, 2021
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