December 2

National skip school day

Tim: Billy, guess what today is?!
Billy: What?

Tim: December 2, National Skip School Day!!!!

by (╥﹏╥) October 29, 2019

December 17

National take your girlfriend/boyfriend virginity day. If your girlfriend or boy friend is a virgin you must remove them of their V card.

Tom: hey Sarah are you a virgin

Sarah: come on Tom we only been dating for a week
Tom: it’s December 17th
Sarah: oh fuck sakes.

by Killjoy:pretensions December 14, 2021

December 4th

National ass pic day

Get on snap and use that trap card because its December 4th

by Thtrandomguy December 4, 2020

December 11th

Punch your short ass friend day.

I glocked him on the back of the head, as it was December 11th.

by KoolioHoolio245023 December 11, 2020

December 2

The only day you can skip fucking school

"Are you going to school tomorrow"

No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2

by Diegosexyboy November 7, 2019

December 12

December 12 is national slap your taller friend.

Shorter friend: hey it is time for pay back because it is December 12.

Taller friend: wait what?
* shorter friend slaps him*

by donuts are good December 11, 2020

December 27

December 27 is the day you have all been waiting for. Ask your crush out! The day you will finally ask your crush out so you won’t be a pussy.

“girlll, it’s december 27 today!! are u gonna do it?”
“wait girl do what?”
“ASK ETHAN OUT OF COURSE! YOU LIKED HIM FOR YEARS.”
“obviously, how can i forget december 27?”

by ilovefrankocean123 December 6, 2022