columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.
My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.
by Chalupacabbra March 13, 2021
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turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.
by Bitch_Chan November 17, 2015
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Ohio Turkey

An Ohio Turkey is when you feed your girlfriend stuffing as you would insert into a Thanksgiving turkey, and while the stuffing is in her mouth she proceeds to give you a blow job. The gravy for the stuffing is your semen.
Guy 1: "Hey man how'd that date go last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."
by Coastiekid20 January 17, 2024
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quirky turkey

He's quite the quirky turkey.
by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019
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Murderous Turkey

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"
by Pop Pop Zucchini November 24, 2015
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Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
by Cbae17 December 17, 2015
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Turkey Beaster

A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.
"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."
by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy November 18, 2016
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