When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.
Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.
by Thirstybust December 1, 2023
Get the Candy Wrappermug. A derogatory term for a straight person
by Straightpride October 5, 2021
Get the Emo candy stickmug. Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon
Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
by drofan November 5, 2010
Get the klutching candy canemug. Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.
by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022
Get the Candy Ass (CA)mug. The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024
Get the Abysmal Hard Candymug. When you get a persistent air from a media agency after responding to their brief with all your efforts
In the aftermath of losing Sandy your media agency sales mastermind, when you lose a media agency response to a brief, you are encountering a 'no sandy no candy' moment. Hold the L.
by Sandysmate April 7, 2021
Get the No Sandy No Candymug. 