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Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.
That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
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Dick

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by CoolDudeMcBonerPants April 17, 2023
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Dick Whippins

An exclamatory phrase used when a situation is so bad, it seems as if it is equal to the feeling of the entire atmosphere whipping your dick, endlessly.
"Dick Whippins! (After some unfortunate incident has occured.)
by Artemiss4tune January 10, 2010
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Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.
by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020
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Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.
Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!
by eliza04 April 27, 2025
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he's done dick

A man who secretly loves dick not gay or bisexual, but lives dick even though he loves pussy more
He's done Dick. My ex husband doesn't think I know that he loves dick.
by Jadedxxx3 January 29, 2025
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