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Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.
Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018
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SELF-ANOINT

To Golden Shower oneself......and NOT on purpose!

To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........
Barry was known for "self-anointing " .......his crotch was always damp & dark....
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "
by Big R in Vegas November 3, 2018
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Self control

Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.
Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2023
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M B Self

A pseudonym found in pop culture, literature and academia referring to oneself. Literally M B Self = My Bad Self
The QB launched the ball down the field as time expired and exhibiting his 4.2 40 speed, M B self broke free to haul in the game winning TD.
by demongolemz December 2, 2011
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Self-Esteem

Dear user, get a life and some Self-Esteem.
by Yurmlord76 December 21, 2023
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Self-Kardashianing

-To self promote
-Usually attempted by individuals with little to no talent.

Those that preform these heinous acts, often lack character, skills as well as a basic understanding of right and wrong.
Please stop self-kardashianing. Your parents grow weary and you’re not gaining anything. A paid ho is still a ho. They just agreed on a dollar amount
by VanillaThunder96 May 9, 2022
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