Balls in a Banana Sack

To describe an uncomfortable and possibly near painful situation.

Scott: My boss talks to me in the bathroom at the urinals.
Estrella: Worse than Balls in a Banana Sack...

by MeltStuff July 13, 2017

Nut Sack Chigger

A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.

My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

Santa's special sack

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.

Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"

by John Is Twat December 2, 2020

Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.

Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.

by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023

Beat my sack

To ferociously oblitorate your meat

Ayo beat my sack nigga

by SackSlaper December 21, 2017

Jiggling ball sacks

Phrase: getting shit done; taking care of business

I am going to be jiggling ball sacks at work all day tomorrow.

by LoveTulip July 15, 2017

Ball Sack Signature

Sometimes when a guy hasn't showered for a while and sits on a toilet he leaves a smudge on the front of the toilet seat. That is his ball sack signature.

I guess I need to shower. I left my ball sack signature on the toilet seat.

by I Am Anon September 24, 2011