ate the big muffin

In computer science, a technical term referring to a thread entering a huge goddamn blocking scenario outside of its control such as a page fault or descheduling.

Bro that wait-free queue was fucking burning through our data, but then thread 6147 ate the big muffin and the buffer choked.

by tobylikescoffee November 19, 2013

Lose your muffins

To be agitated to a point of hysteria.

"Calm down, Werner! You can't do anything about your favorite team losing the championship game. Don't lose your muffins over it."

by silvermoons October 5, 2009

jizz muffin game

a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.

"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"

by the_muffin_man69 August 26, 2008

stud muffin

1) A chick that is getting eaten out by a stud.

2) A chick that a stud is banging.

She's such a stud muffin. Mmm... muffin.

by sandm May 24, 2004

Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

by lisaa45 May 18, 2009

Stud Muffin

An athletic women

Did you see how fast that chick downed that beer? She's a stud muffin.

by Satan Lives December 16, 2003

Loser mini-muffin

One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.

Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.

by justin987654321 June 16, 2009