David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023

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Back-Seat Special

While in the backseat of a small car fucking a girl... have a friend or family member smash the back window on your back while close to climax.

Hey girl, wanna do the back-seat special with me?

My friend did the back-seat special and I'm sooo jealous!

by No Easy Fuck Its August 10, 2021

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Special Snowflake Repellent

A chemical used to repel those that are easily offended, banish all weird European films, and replace them with epic bacon and tires.

Snowflake: T R I G G E R E D
Me: Time to get the Special Snowflake Repellent out

by Special Snowflake Repellent August 30, 2019

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To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

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