Self Serve Clam Chowder

When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.

considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole
“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”
by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 07, 2022
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Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.
Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.
by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022
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Self Troll

Committing an act of epic trollery that ends up backfiring onto yourself. Could also be used to describe unintentional self-sabotage.
“I threw out a green shell in Mario Kart but it bounced back and hit me. It was such a self troll.”
by Fronkus M Burger May 23, 2022
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The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear
Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing
by giddyburger4000 December 03, 2023
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Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”
by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021
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Self Pity

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson
by Skogsmulle October 06, 2017
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Self-Scam

An act that turns out to be against one's own best interests. A self-scam can often be a decision which creates more problems than it solves, or that causes more trouble than it's worth. Often used to describe actions that turn out to be bad financially, or that are time-inefficient.
Buying a car is a huge financial liability. It is basically a self-scam.
I realized the module I created was more of a self-scam, because it adds a bunch of new bugs to the codebase.
Stress is just a self-scam. It does not speed up the work, and causes more mistakes.
by Larsluster June 09, 2021
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