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Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome 

When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.
Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time!
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.

Post-Crazy 

Defining a nu-age in human and world relations incidentally launched on the 24th February 2022 CE. The particular day and also the individual subjective moment in time when generally accepted madness circled back round to the knife edge of eye-twitching sanity.
Bro-1: "Bro! I don't know what's going on anymore!" Bro-2: "No-pro BroBo! Relax. It's just life in the Post-Crazy. Everything's fine..."
Post-Crazy by Ssslip February 24, 2022

Post-Zoom Face 

An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.

Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".
Bro, just got out of the worst fuckin online meeting ever. Post-Zoom Face lasted so long
Post-Zoom Face by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022

Post who you talk to day 

March 21st is the day you appreciate the person u talk to by posting them
Post who you talk to day : Post your boyfriend or girlfriend on Instagram

Post Toby Clarity

When the absence of Toby makes you realize that you have brain cells against.
Post Toby Clarity hit me after a plane hit him

Post W Syndrome 

When you win a bet and proceed to put the winnings on another bet you think will hit, only to lose all the money.
I got hit with that “Post W Syndrome” and lost all the money on a “lock”
Post W Syndrome by Louavelli April 6, 2022