Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.

1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.

by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018

bridget jones

a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!

who’s that?

that’s bridget jones!

she’s absolutely amazing!

by cpsister13 June 6, 2019

jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community

That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed

by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018

Jonathan Jones

J.J usually charming fit amazing at sports ….. nah I’m just kidding , heavy set , caucasian , ugly has no Girls more than likely a browns fan and acts, looks or talks like a hillbilly ,

1.Hey where’s Jonathan Jones

2 probably doing his cousin in the trailer

by Jonathan J November 23, 2021

Richard John Thurston Jones

A group of words describing something that is boring, or bland

This movie is so Richard John Thurston Jones

by borrisballpit476 May 14, 2025

arionna jones

A short girl who tries to fit in, but nobody likes her. She's either friends with a Grace or a Sally. She is horrible at every sport and doesn't know how to play them. She thinks she has some sort of body and thinks she can just get what she wants from crying all the time. She is very funny and wants attention but if you want to have fun bring someone other than an arriona

Arionna Jones is a name

by AaBbRyRy November 3, 2021

Puffy Jones

A red-headed guy with a high THC tolerance, who is always stoned

Wow look at Puffy! He is so stoned.
Puffy Jones!! What's up??

by harryhti10hi November 21, 2018