Ass Cracker

Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit

So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker

by Atalo June 7, 2017

Animal Crackers

Some Crackers That'll make you say Yesssirrrr.

Real Defenition: An animal cracker is a particular type of small cracker or cookie, baked in the shape of an animal, usually an animal either at a zoo or circus, such as a lion, a tiger, a bear, or an elephant.

Person 1: dang these animal crackers be hecka good

Person 2: Yesssirrr

by Dank_Memez October 5, 2020

cheezin crackers

laughin' ass white bitches. if you're white and you are incredibly high and are laughing super hard. you are literally cheezin crackers. cause you're cheesin out cause you're baked. and you crackers cause you're white.

friend 1: that was hilarious man!
friend a: i know, right? that shit had us like a pack of cheezin crackers!

by sizzy sparks June 29, 2011

Rizz Cracker

A White Person with Rizz (and a play on Ritz Crackers)

I’m quite the Rizz Cracker at school.

by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 2, 2024

chem cracker

Something like a computer cracker, except uses chemicals in various forms to extract information from and exploit the target.

No one there uses computers, they use chemicals to crack instead. They chem crackers!

by fangedWu June 9, 2022

toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.

Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.

by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016

Cream cracker

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019