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John was tired so he overdosed on some Christian crack.

by Naughtytinkr Bell December 14, 2017

Christian

People named christian oftern have small dicks

Christians sperm is bigger than his penis

by Kimilsung69 December 25, 2019

fearne christian

a hot amazing woman who is superior to everyone. kind and amazing at everything they do.

fearne christian was walking down the street and everyone adored her!

by idkevenknowhwqythuwisfor July 9, 2021

christian

he’s so cool and rad and wicked and bitchin’.

have you met christian?

yeah, he’s so bitchin’!

by leebugs December 15, 2022

Christian

People who believe in the one true God. They are the best people to talk to about your problems, because what they are saying comes from God. They believe that the Bible, the Holy Trinity, etc. are true. They believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. It is not a religion, although it is a relationship with God.

"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."

by abbsxjonathan January 6, 2020

Kaitlin Christian

The actual definition of fucking two-faced bitch.

That girl is so much like Kaitlin Christian.

by 26584569523698545269584 February 16, 2019

Christian Academy of Knoxville

Not actually Christian. Just for kids who have premarital sex and vape/do drugs. For kids who either got kicked out or are too stupid to get into Webb. Extremely jealous of The Webb School of Knoxville. They talk about the importance of Christ then go and poop on the Bible. Sorry school with even worse students.

The Christian Academy of Knoxville is trash.

by Fgvvcc33 November 23, 2021