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Spawn Year

Your friends group decides it's time to extend the bloodline. They debate a year that everyone has to knock a worthy specimen up to carry their seed.
"What's the New Year's resolution this year boys?"
"2026 is a Spawn Year."
by The Council of NPGs December 19, 2025
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Dick Year

The period of time you go with out sec after she says I do in the marriage , and after the honeymoon before you get sex again . A dick Year after 2 years in a marriage it'll be a dick year before you ever get any again
Man it's been a dick year since my wife's giving me any
by NotYourAbercrombie December 21, 2025
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Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine
*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year
by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025
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Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine
*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year
by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025
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Newfoundland New Year

Celebrating a New Years count down in another Canadian province according to Newfoundland’s local time, in order to go to bed earlier than at midnight in your home time zone.
Living in Ontario we celebrated Newfoundland New Years at 10:30 pm, and then went to bed.
by Basall January 4, 2026
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Year of NAT

A Year of NAT is a year of you. Its about living Now And Tomorrow (NAT) as creatively and authentically as possible. One that's completely focused on your own time, interests, and wants without worrying on how it may be perceived by others.
"2026 is SO Year of NAT"

"I think my Year Of NAT looks completely different from how your Year of NAT does"
by natpocalypseincoming January 4, 2026
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In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.
In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.
by Diggy Bick March 9, 2023
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