among us

THE GAME THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RUINING MY LIFE DAY BY DAY

1: hey dude u wanna play among us?
2: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

by fartblaster600 June 15, 2022

Used Teabag

Dipping your sweaty all day work balls into a women's mouth.

Dude, when I got home, she let me used teabag her. Nastiest shit I've ever done.

by Pikachuandme October 20, 2016

Among us haha ur mom poopoo

A very very intense comeback for when fighting opps or being bullied in genshin impact
For example

Bully >:c : haha you smell like grape poopoo ur mom
You, an alpha sigma genshin impact weeaboo: guess what? Among us haha ur mom poopoo

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

Use

one would like or benefit from.

I could use another cup of coffee

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

Use as Directed

Heard at the end of every OTC drug radio ad.

The phrase “Use as Directed” is ambiguous and does not constitute adequate dosing instructions for patients or practitioners

by SPrice1980 December 11, 2022

among us

a dead game and overused joke

Male 1 bro among us hahahahah

Male 2 👽

by bogos 👽 October 7, 2022

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.

Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024