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ur dog a frog

the most bad ass insult you can say to anyone
"ur mum gay." "well, ur dog a frog."
by ZanMax May 25, 2018
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ur god fraud

The most devastating insult that anyone can say. Even god forbid it. Every time somebody says "your god fraud,"
The galaxy Andromeda moves 1,000,000,000,000,000 miles close to us.

Landen: Your mom gay
Adam: Your dad lesbian
Landen: Your sister a mister
Adam: Your brother a mother
Landen: Your grandpap a trap
Adam: Your granny tranny
Landen: Your aunt a croissant
Adam: Your species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!

Landen: ur god fraud

*universe explodes*

*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*
Landen: ur mom gay
Adam: ur dad lesbian
Landen: ur sister a mister
Adam: ur brother a mother
Landen: ur grandpap a trap
Adam: ur granny tranny
Landen: ur aunt a croissant
Adam: ur species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!

Landen: ur god fraud

*universe explodes*

*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*
by jehovahschild May 27, 2018
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ur fetus has no genus

Even worse than ur bloodline ain't a straight line. It is the ultimate insult

Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.
Bobby is at Timmy's place playing
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*
by ZimbleMeister April 18, 2018
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skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle
by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018
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ur mom

jerry:“hey jerry! You’re gay

You:”ur mom is gay”
by yaboiskinnyboobity June 27, 2019
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flexing ur lg

maddie are u flexing ur lg
by thicccyniccccy June 29, 2019
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ur

ur is gay
by macoroni box July 2, 2019
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