Taco Humper

Someone that stoops so low that they have sex with mexican chicks.

I'd rather go to jail and take it in the can from Bubba than be a Taco Humper.

Taco Humper by Das_Auto April 16, 2011

Tacoed 

1. Getting bent in half.
2. Getting destroyed by another team in a game usually involving two or more players beating on a single enemy.

You guys got tacoed.

Tacoed by Tacoer August 18, 2013

taco titties

when ya smash ya boobies togetha in order to seem like ya have a bigger rack

"damn lookit da rack on that girl"
"nah those are just taco titties"

taco titties by ginga_bitch May 6, 2014

taco drip 

Excessive vaginal secretions.

"Sarah had some serious taco drip last night. It looked like someone blew their nose down there."

taco drip by xcharlie May 24, 2014

taco test 

A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.

"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."

taco test by g-triangle September 9, 2014

Taco Blocking 

The female version of cock blocking. When a chick is hitting on a dude and then another chick steps in and takes over thus knocking the first chick out of the game.

I was totally trying to hook up with this dude at the club, then big ass Beatrice saw him, came over and was totally taco blocking me!

Taco Blocking by C.E. Nyswanger June 6, 2015

taco bell stoner

When you get really high and go eat at taco bell you become a taco bell stoner.

Get out of this reseraunt you fucking taco bell stoner

taco bell stoner by skylercampbell12 November 12, 2015