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no sex september

meaning you cannot have sex for the entire month of september
dude: are you in no sex september?
girl: hell no come here its my birthday
by 35965432qwe456789 November 16, 2019
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September 4

September 4th is a day enjoyed by the Bay Area community, where they celebrate coca cola, which was originally made in the Bay Area. During this day in that area, only Coca-Cola ads are run on television.
I am so excited to watch Coca-Cola ads on Television on September 4th!
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The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.
“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”
by Discoteca September 4, 2025
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September Ninth

National Hug a best friend day

Run up and hug one of your best friends without even saying anything, totally unexpected.
Buddy 1- ayo bro its September Ninth go hug a best friend
Buddy 2- Dam bro ur right *hugs Buddy 1*
Buddy 1- ayo bro im ur best friend?
Buddy 2- Yea ofc bro
Buddy 1- We have known eachother for 5 minutes...
by September Seventh September 8, 2021
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September 17

On September 17 kiss a someone with a name that starts with j
by 2valid✅ September 16, 2022
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September 17

Birthday of cool people. Apparently also some kind of (inter?)national hug your loved one(s) day. And a pretty common birthday. Nevertheless, it is the day true awesomeness was invented, and anyone born on this day is one hell of a cool bastard.
I was born on September 17th therefore this is nothing but truth. I know stuff
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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September 11th

September 11th is national Shut up Louka day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Louka tells said person to shut up.
"Shut up Louka!"
"No hate, it's just National Shut up Louka day. Because its september 11th."
by ThomasM1982 September 1, 2020
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