Utility Stick

When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.

"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."

"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."

by NeverLove-333 May 11, 2020

Freezer stick

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick

by Penguincrip October 18, 2017

Jiggle Stick

A word used by Little to describe the Organ called Penis.

Ronny's Jiggle Stick was big and helped his dysphoria.

by HollowKnightXXXX July 31, 2017

Pudding Stick

Another name (euphemism) for a shit stirrer. Back in the day when folks used outhouses, they often had a stick used to stir in lime or other things, often called a pudding stick. Also related to "stirring the pot."

Be careful what you say around Bobby; he's a first class pudding stick.

by Tipsy Thoughts January 14, 2023

dicks with sticks

Male lacrosse players

"Hey, look, it's dicks with sticks!"

by Lance9055 March 14, 2017

camel stick

Looks like a tube of lip stick that is enlarged. Actually used for applications to a woman's genitals for pleasure.

That rank bitch had to use camel stick to get even the lowest of men..

by Camel Stick October 10, 2014

Gator stick

While having intercourse, you wrap around, trap your partner, and perform a "death roll" customary to alligators. This action is not complete without yelling "Choot 'em!" right before orgasm.

The man grabbed his partner and performed the Gator Stick, rolling his partner around the bedroom.

by Greggor Samson November 9, 2015