Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

Put the dean down

When your partner is fed up with you pulling moves like his father in bed.

Hey hunny, Can you do me a favor and put the dean down.

by TheWordPlug May 6, 2020

put the wheel on the tip

to have sexual intercourse

She's hot, I'd put the wheel on the tip for sure.

by Bill24 September 16, 2006

What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

by Cereal first April 23, 2021

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015

putting it in their life

Completely defeating, beating, overtaking, or any other positive things that you do to the opposing team/person in a game or in real-life.

Me: Hey did you see what I did to the enemy team?
Billy: No, what did you do?
Me: I was putting it in their life!
Billy: Dude no way! You beat them that bad?
Me: Yup.

by BossmanFTW23 November 2, 2013

Put it in the champ

To put yours or someone’s penis in another’s anus or butthole

She didn’t want to get pregnant so I put it in the champ.

by girtsmith September 6, 2021