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Moon Gooning

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.
"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."
by Bromime February 13, 2024
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moon landing

The act of sitting down.
The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.
by sleepypie February 27, 2023
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Moon Turf

The pubes that appear between and around the but hole, arse cheeks and gooch.
'she had a little more Moon Turf than expected, it made it hard to work around, even more than myself. She's started a turf war.'
by Deaf Empire April 23, 2018
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trip to the moon

one of the original movies to ever be made. its a broing movie due to it being utterly scilent and with no title cards so we know whats going on.
the best i can describe the plot is: scientist wizzards build a bullet, get in the bullet, fire themselves to the moon, fight space crab lizards, get back in the bullet, and fall back to earth, all while they survive the vacuum of space.
"hey, do you want to watch trip to the moon?"
"nah, its so slow.
by doc of derp March 9, 2020
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Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
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