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Noah

A Noah is the best person you will meet, he is sweet, funny and loves to work out. He is so kind hearted he will do anything for u, if he likes you he will show it he will tell u and flirt with you until you get the point. Noah are healthy af and will only eat carrots for dinner, and a granola bar for dessert. He is such a good kisser. He has the most handsome face you could, and would ever look at.
Girl 1: is that Noah the new guy

Girl 2: yea don't you recognize that handsome face

Girl 3: oh yeah I'm so stupid
by Ehdje November 4, 2020
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Noah Jake

Noah Jake is better then ben thast no cap
by Ben thast big gay April 9, 2020
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noah adler

A fine lad that is into sailing and who’s instagram is @noahadler.
( he is also very sensible and hot).
Wow you should really follow Noah Adler on Instagram ( @noahradler).
by The yeet factory January 25, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.
Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*
by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025
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Noah

Noah is that one sick homeless druggy looking kid who isn't actually homeless. He is a loyal Christian despite being pretty fucking gay and a perverted lolicon. He is a great person to talk to when you need help and is always there for you. He is in a band that is tottaly number 1 in the world. He is very protective and will always be by your side. Noah is pretty cool and great.
Shane: "Noah gay church boi"
Noah:" Agreed"
by GetRemy'd August 5, 2019
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Noah

HIS DICK IS HUGE AND HE STARES AT HIS GIRLFRIENDS ASS
Noah his dick is huge and he stares at his girlfriends ass
by Maggdoggie May 5, 2020
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