ate the big muffin

In computer science, a technical term referring to a thread entering a huge goddamn blocking scenario outside of its control such as a page fault or descheduling.
Bro that wait-free queue was fucking burning through our data, but then thread 6147 ate the big muffin and the buffer choked.
by tobylikescoffee November 20, 2013
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glazing my muffin

corny ass term Aaliyah made

toochie: stop de
Aaliyah: you glazing my muffin
by nene wit da pp April 22, 2022
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jizz muffin game

a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.
"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"
by the_muffin_man69 July 29, 2008
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stud muffin

1) A chick that is getting eaten out by a stud.

2) A chick that a stud is banging.
She's such a stud muffin. Mmm... muffin.
by sandm May 25, 2004
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Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.
'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'
by lisaa45 May 18, 2009
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Stud Muffin

Did you see how fast that chick downed that beer? She's a stud muffin.
by Satan Lives December 17, 2003
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