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Green Valley Monster

this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.

Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/

they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.

once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer

if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
“i wouldn’t want to be a Green Valley Monster
by Brian Yeh June 2, 2022
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Flying spaghetti monster

The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018
mugGet the Flying spaghetti monstermug.

hooded cheese monster

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.
by Crowley June 28, 2017
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Vurping the tickle monster

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
mugGet the Vurping the tickle monstermug.

Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk
by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023
mugGet the Southern monster truckmug.

Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022
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