Matthew Broaderick

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.

Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.

by QuacksO November 16, 2022

Matthew

This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin

Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.

by Very small PP man November 21, 2022

Matthew madera

A very cool guy that pulls literally all the girls

Matthew madera is know in Aledo as the most attractive kid more attractive then everyone else

by Matthew maderaissocoollol November 21, 2022

Matthew Anderson

A ridiculously smart person with a magic tongue and a sweet nature. Twisty and irreverent. He is a self-aware king and makes no apologies, while making all kinds of apologies.

I should be so lucky as to snag a Matthew Anderson..

by Contrarygirl71 November 24, 2022

matthew

a sweet and charming person who is able to earn a lot of money without even trying. Girls fall in love with him as soon as they see. Matthew is a god in bed and can make girls cum just by thinking of him

omg that guy is so handsome! He must be Matthew

by urmomligmaass November 27, 2022

Saint Matthew

A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum

I have just saint Matthew you

by Zekekez April 22, 2022

Matthew

Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.

👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*

by ana_g April 24, 2022