Upside Down Magic School Bus

when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.

That woman is the love of my life, I think i'm gonna give her an upside down magic school bus.

by XXAIDZ69XX April 14, 2025

oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 3, 2017

Piff the Magic Dragon

A person Who is a magic dragon

Hey look, Its Piff the Magic Dragon.

by Reaper FL YT November 11, 2018

magic peepee time

A great way to refer to sexual relations with a narcissistic man (while roasting him)

Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol

by trixie83206 June 20, 2022

Shame magic

The depraved Satanic acts of rape, pedophilia, torture, murder, and cannibalism that the American elites practice in order to become possessed by a demon, obtaining the demon's superintelligence and future-sight abilities.

Matt Damon totally practices shame magic. He drank piss as a humiliation ritual; that's why they showed all those celebrities drinking piss on South Park. And he played himself in Dogma.

by DrewTheJewishProphet October 9, 2022

Rodney Magic

A flukey soccer goal scored by a player who rarely scores.

That goal was pure Rodney Magic!

by Abacus871 April 10, 2022

Magic Rabbit Hole

A world of lies and misdirection. Entering one means to fall for those lies.
This phrase can be more easily defined by comparing what happens when one enters a normal metaphorical rabbit hole versus a magic rabbit hole. Entering a normal rabbit hole means to delve very deep into a subject to make proper discoveries, while entering a magic rabbit hole means one falls victim to numerous falsehoods.

Developed as a more clear distinction between discovery through investigation and being misled in numerous ways.

Person A: Vaccines cause autism, the moon landing was faked, and 9/11 was an inside job!
Person B: No, none of that is true. Get out of the magic rabbit hole.

by The_Epicness9000 March 6, 2024