Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery

How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks

by Dudley durite September 07, 2018

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

magical girl

me. im a magical girl. my name is denpa chan, my powers are moe anime 2000s denpa kawaii powers!!!1!1!!!!

some guy: lol your not a magical girl
denpa chan: MAGICAL GIRL POWER GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pinterestchancangofuckherself December 20, 2024

Magical Moon Petal

No boobie jobs for you

Calendario loves my 40E, magical moon petal.

by ElectraHerz February 02, 2022

Meatball Magic

When you show many meatballs down people named hollys urethra

I performed meatball magic on my friends sister!

by Super Sigma123 May 31, 2024