kyle

a dumdum that has way too many simps for his own good

damn that guy kyle must make hella bank

by vectorperkins September 15, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a man who’s good with his hands: a Mr. Fixit and master of the sexual arts.

Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.

His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Kyle seemed high strung at first, but he seduced me with his sultry eyes and a good massage. We broke my bed but it was worth it.. plus, he fixed it while we waited for our Dominoes Pizza. A true Kyle

by EveryNormalNameIsTakenAlready June 21, 2020

Dirty Kyle

Shits on his dads face then licks it vigorously off his tongue. Proceeds to rainbow kiss him and have sex with his grandmother, sucks her flabby tits and rails her against a cactus.

Oh shucks its Dirty Kyle

by FlabbyGrannys September 13, 2024

Kyle McKay

A kid who is super white, acts black, secretly gay, and simps for ugly chicks

That kid is a Kyle McKay

by Granddaddy gabe September 9, 2020

Kyle

A male version of Karen. Obnoxious. Must have his way in all social situations involving managers.

Again with the manager? What are you, a Kyle?

by channelmanic May 21, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a simp who tries to hard and just gets friend zoned

Kyle is such a simp the girls just think of him as a brother

by Harryk0005 January 31, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a male version of a Karen

Damn Kyle, calm the fuck down! Your such a Fucking Karen!

by Hooligan81 August 6, 2020