on January 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).
i'm so glad that it's national kick an ugly person day because i can't stand to look at him any longer
by smexydevan12345 January 9, 2022

by Delray87 December 1, 2011

by Skskmoto November 18, 2019

by hetphobic April 30, 2022

Stacy: Can i kick your balls?
John: of course not
Stacy: its march 18 national kick balls day
John: oh no
John: of course not
Stacy: its march 18 national kick balls day
John: oh no
by AlbinSve March 15, 2023

It's when you lube the fuck out of your penis and have your girl lay down, you then put your dick in her, lay one top of her spread your arms and legs, then start spinning like a helicopter, risk includes loss of peepee
by Peepeegodman March 25, 2019

When u are so angry you are willing to locate an innocent baby,finding and marking it's soft spot then after placing it appropriately kicking said baby in the well marked soft spot with all the strength you can muster.
When I found out that guy ripped me off and I wasn't getting my dope I was so angry I wanted to dry kick a baby in the soft spot!! Fucking goof!!!
by PRINCESS NUT BUCKET October 3, 2022
