A fun loving guy with a remarkable sense of humour! He has fit as hair and he always blows you away with his amazing smile . I love him with all my heart and he will never break my heart . If a Jacob breaks your heart then you are an awful person because a Jacob is a flattering gorgeous guy with eyes that you could get lost in . He is always in your dreams and he wouldn’t ever hurt you because he would hurt himself as well . A Jacob is the love of your life .
by Ruby wren December 11, 2017
stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones
megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)
dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)
megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)
dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)
Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no
by Chink of the century November 05, 2022
girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.
by camern October 19, 2022
He is the coolest guy of the friend group he is always with the boys Chillin, usually a shit gamer but gives everyone a good laugh
Jacob is a cool person
by Jacabalaba June 15, 2020
A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends
by Sir Cunty McCuntface May 17, 2018
by urbaldlmao May 30, 2023